Brooke: I feel so guilty. Julian was being so nice to me and I freaked out and I took it out on Sam. I am a horrible person.

Haley: “As a teacher I must adhere to a higher standard of conduct and I fail to live up to that higher standard, for that I am truly sorry.” I’m also sorry that Principle Rimkiss is a hairy backed bitch. 

Mia: Guitar. Play it on guitar. That’s their great idea. Maybe I can just play it on spoons. A nice spoon ballad.

Skills: What the hell she mean “I’m too good for her.” I’m not too good for her! Trust me, I know me. Luke, am I too good for anyone you know?

Lucas: Dude I just lost three hundred thousand dollars. Do you understand that? Three hundred thousand dollars. And you lost Deb? Shut up! What the hell are you doing here?

Adam: Celebrating! I just got paid for doing nothing! Everybody, drinks on me! Who’s with me?